Monday, June 19, 2006

Stand By Me

I am pleased to announce that Russell Chen has successfully mastered the art of peeing while standing up. Please join me in congratulating Russell for this remarkable achievement, which was accomplished exactly one week after his 4th birthday.

This event was one of many predicted by the prophet Nostradamus, who wrote:

The golden stream shall arc into the bottomless well,
for the red-haired first born of the dragon king.
Flush with victory he shall rejoice,
when four candles burn and are extinguished by his breath.

Creepy, eh?


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