We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By - My laptop modem died this weekend, so I was unable to provide updates to WHYGJD (Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio) for two days. I'll be catching up at work (don't tell my boss) and then I will probably buy a new laptop this week to replace my 4-year-old Iraqi laptop. The weekend was chock full 'o fun and adventure, and I'll try to keep everyone informed. Since I get most of my news now from the web, I endured a two-day news blackout that ended this morning with my morning viewing of the Drudgereport.